{"id":1171,"date":"2014-02-24T19:28:47","date_gmt":"2014-02-24T18:28:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.artifactconsulting.com\/lapeira\/?p=1171"},"modified":"2021-04-03T12:12:43","modified_gmt":"2021-04-03T10:12:43","slug":"explaining-availability-and-dos-problems-with-league-of-legends","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.artifactconsulting.com\/lapeira\/index.php\/2014\/02\/24\/explaining-availability-and-dos-problems-with-league-of-legends\/","title":{"rendered":"Explaining availability and DOS problems with League of Legends"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"11\"<\/a>For some mystical reason everything seems to work ok, we don\u2019t really know why but as long as no one touches it everything will be cool<\/p>\n

\"10\"<\/a>Some as**ole touched something, while we try to find out what the f**k was touched (and postpone the manhunt for later) hold on to your boring life on sunday while our PR guys are learning new cursing words from our venture angels.<\/p>\n

\"9\"<\/a>8 hours later the problem is still there, and it is Sunday, and this is an on-line game so we may get the record Guinness for swearing devoted to a cluster administration team, our mothers have nothing to do with it so please stop it!.<\/p>\n

\"8\"<\/a>Some administrator or developer with some neurons left finally found out where the fukery was, the witch hunt has already started to find out who messed it up, in the mean time hold tight while we go server after server pushing buttons in an example of how cluster centralized administration is a big peace of bulls***.<\/p>\n

\"7\"<\/a>We are going to throw some technical terms in the meantime while you wait so you fell like we are not the big untrained chimpanzees we seem to be, sorry about the metaphor chimpanzees.<\/p>\n

\"6\"<\/a>We finally see the light at the end of the tunnel and in order to raise our chances of not being axed Darius-style will start twitting in a more timely fashion.<\/p>\n

\"5\"<\/a>Holy god, it really takes time to press so many buttons and why the hell we have so many booting scripts?<\/p>\n

\"4\"<\/a>Hold tight while the twitter-shit-spam touches the roof.<\/p>\n

\"3\"<\/a>You know when we said we found a solution and restarted the whole cluster?, well we really were not sure and the RP handling the Twitter account wont stop asking so there is some more non-sense jargon for the 14 years old out there.<\/p>\n

\"2\"<\/a>We are people!, so stop mentioning our mothers!. In the meantime, lets update our C.V. at Linkedin, just for the shake of it.<\/p>\n

\"1\"<\/a>Oh yes… just remembered that almost any single male 14yo virgin\u00a0 is there pressing the connect button, so there may not be even space in the queue for the following 60 minutes and then the queue could take up to 30 minutes, but we survived another weekend!!, now I know why the windows can not be opened in the whole building from floor 2. \ud83d\ude41<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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