Twenty reasons Wall Street 2 sucks (spoilers ahead)


  1. It is boring.
  2. It is too long.
  3. The scene at the beginning with the camera turning around for 30 seconds could make you dizzy.
  4. Douglas doesn’t seem to care about his own acting.
  5. LaBeouf cares too much about his own acting.
  6. The best male actor dies at the beginning.
  7. The best overall actor is in fact a non-business geek (interpreted by Carrie Mulligan).
  8. People shouting each other in a computerized stock agent office was cool in 1986, not now.
  9. Where the hell is Gekko the first 60 minutes? 60 damn minutes man!.
  10. LaBeouf in the audience trying to convince us that “Gekko speech is cool”… pathetic.
  11. The federal committee could have been much more interesting.
  12. We have gone from “greed is good” to “The mother of all evil is speculation” versus “Idealism kills every deal”… man get a personality!.
  13. The Gekko character is not defined at all: good, bad, a shark… just an undecided guy.
  14. Is that the guy from “Two men and a half”!?… and Gekko smiles at him after 8 years in prison and a dead son!?.
  15. Oliver Stone appears 3 times in the movie… man I paid 7 damn euros for this movie, get the hell out of the way and behind the camera!.
  16. Moral, greed, markets and leftist are awfully mixed.
  17. The motorbike race was filmed at awfully low speeds.
  18. The final scene is the most lacking and WTF scene of all history of cinema, does not fit at all!.
  19. The trailer promised way too much, and the movie does not live up to the hype.
  20. You wont get your 133 minutes back… before you had them, now you don’t.