Twenty reasons Wall Street 2 sucks (spoilers ahead)
- It is boring.
- It is too long.
- The scene at the beginning with the camera turning around for 30 seconds could make you dizzy.
- Douglas doesn’t seem to care about his own acting.
- LaBeouf cares too much about his own acting.
- The best male actor dies at the beginning.
- The best overall actor is in fact a non-business geek (interpreted by Carrie Mulligan).
- People shouting each other in a computerized stock agent office was cool in 1986, not now.
- Where the hell is Gekko the first 60 minutes? 60 damn minutes man!.
- LaBeouf in the audience trying to convince us that “Gekko speech is cool”… pathetic.
- The federal committee could have been much more interesting.
- We have gone from “greed is good” to “The mother of all evil is speculation” versus “Idealism kills every deal”… man get a personality!.
- The Gekko character is not defined at all: good, bad, a shark… just an undecided guy.
- Is that the guy from “Two men and a half”!?… and Gekko smiles at him after 8 years in prison and a dead son!?.
- Oliver Stone appears 3 times in the movie… man I paid 7 damn euros for this movie, get the hell out of the way and behind the camera!.
- Moral, greed, markets and leftist are awfully mixed.
- The motorbike race was filmed at awfully low speeds.
- The final scene is the most lacking and WTF scene of all history of cinema, does not fit at all!.
- The trailer promised way too much, and the movie does not live up to the hype.
- You wont get your 133 minutes back… before you had them, now you don’t.